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I found mouse poop right by where my head is when I sleep at night, which didn’t really surprise me because I found mouse poop everywhere else in my room and under the sink where we keep the garbage, which also didn’t surprise me because I’m pretty sure that’s where the mouse lives which is why we saw a dead mouse way under there while we were cleaning last month but it turned out to actually just be a peanut butter cup wrapper, but the fact that it’s running past my face every night is the last straw because this mouse isn’t even adorable like the one we had last year that we named JP and that kept me company while I was up all night writing essays in the common room, but this one is actually really stupid and managed to catch itself once by miraculously jumping three feet off our kitchen counter into a big, empty, plastic storage container that it then couldn’t get itself out of but that one of my roommates then emptied in the back driveway to keep that mouse from going anywhere near our house again, except the back driveway actually is near our house so now it’s back and it is pooping next to my face every night, so I ripped up some peppermint gum and laid it all over my room because I keep hearing that mice hate peppermint so much that it makes them not want to poop by your face anymore if you leave some gum out and then Billy reminded me that I have a whole box of mini candy canes that nobody will eat because they taste like toothpaste so I broke a few open and left them all over the apartment, and my point is that this ornament is just completely ridiculous.

allston:

http://www.universalhub.com/crime/20120109-allston-subway-robbed-knifepoint.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

I wonder where he got the “knife with a foot-long blade” from…

MYSTERY SOLVED.

(Source: peterberkman)

thisisbostonnotli:

This is the spray bottle I concocted to water down the Christmas tree. Because why not?

Hey guys, I’m supposed to be doing work, so here’s a picture of me blowing bubbles through a bagel.

Hung this on my ceiling earlier this evening/last night, so that every time I got stressed out about all of these papers due in a few hours and I took my glasses off and leaned my head back, as soon as I opened my eyes again, it would be there to remind me that I don’t care.  It was really a load off my chest every time.

thisisbostonnotli:

Christmas comes to 64 Ashford.

Lights and ornaments are on their way.